I thought he was dead (I believe you're joking)

whoever you want to be. America's a free country. Unless you're not American. Then I don't know what to tell you.

that's fine! It's personal preference anyways

"the". tpou stands for "the person of unlikeability"

Step 1: Go to the soda machine.
Step 2: Get the Buc-ee's brand root beer.
Step 3: Add a little bit of SunDrop.
Step 4: Go to the coffee area.
Step 5: Add the Delight brand French Vanilla creamer. (Trust)
Step 6: Make sure you didn't add too much.
Step 7: Put lid on and shake.

And there you have it, the Buc-ee's "root beer float"! Hope you enjoy!