Way ahead of you. I make gay women go gay for me all the time... It's really not that gay, when you stop to think about it. Just, different. Like mustard in your PB & J. Sounds gross, tastes amazing.
Which reminds me of a joke I discovered within myself: Why wouldn't the lebian eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when they were hungry and had nothing else to eat?
Because they're allergic to peanus. That's why.