Dingle Barry and Smallwell having "serious shortcomings" is public knowledge not fantasy. Why do you think Barry chased kids on Epstein Island? Let him pretend HE was big Mike.
Two more "big" endorsements ! I'm endorsing Obama's XTra Small Condoms! Normal size small condoms fall right off but Obama's snugger size XTra Small fit me right! Me too! Extra Small to protect your li'l guy!