tell me your worst confessions/most embarrassing thing that happened to you, and i will rank them

I have drew porn in my sketch book gooned and successfully busted a nut to my own drawing.
I'd do it again.

huh?!!!!??

WHAT

This was deadass like three or four days ago.

Wish I could draw

drawn*

WHAT

i should learn how to draw

i found a now-deleted Boykisser porn subreddit and that’s the real reason why I’m bi
i just like furry cock and femboy cock

what about girl cock

that too

Accidentally banged my head on the bottom of the locker, didn’t realize it was bleeding big until 5 minutes later

(A year ago btw)

Damn.

Dw I didn’t need stitches, just had to take a day off

one day when i was bored i just took a huge bite out of a small tree and i had to go to the hospital

Took a shit in the mens bathroom
No one noticed

At a young age I pooped in a pool, and lowk didn't give af

i once pissed behind a tree on a long hike and i pissed on a snake by accident

I have NOT finished The Campaign For North Africa: The Desert War 1940-43

the joke is that it’s an obvious fact that you haven’t since nobody has

+2 because perfectly reasonable

i had watched a friend once try to rocket jump irl...you can guess what happend

used to be horny asf and used to erp

that was years ago, i've changed for the better

i was born black

💔

Such a blessing to my eyes

I once ate bbq sauce on a pop tart

Oh, and I also did some goofy shii while acting random mess out with a friend of mine, fell to the ground on my back and knocked the wind out of myself
(Also chipped a canine that same day)

It's the obvious answer for a reason

this whole controversy was kinda wack

The jeans I was wearing got ripped all of a sudden due to some weight gain in front of others while I went out with my family. This happened a very long time ago.