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Tsunami, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
Winter: A family.
Luna: A better love life.
Qubli: Mental stability.
Glory: *clueless* Bagels?

I think that's glory

Glory, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

*Starflight is ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?
Starflight , covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

There goes my favorite character

Glory: Just trust your gut!
Platapus: Babe, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.
That's not Platapus

Sundew: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Tsunami: I photosynthesize with this.

Sundew wouldn't care

Swordtail: If karma doesn't hit you, I f---ing will.
Way to violent

Dugong: Love makes people do stupid things.
Snowfall: I love everything!
Dugong: That explains a lot.

Dugong is more out of character by knowing a inspiring qoute

Lynx: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

Lynx is out

Snowfall: Why be bored when you can be taped to a ceiling?

Snowfalls ou5

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Qubli, throwing a pokeball at Mulberry : Mulberry , I choose you!
Mulberry , not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Kinkanju: Present your best argument for eating bacon.
Qubli: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?

Mulberry : School sucks.
Kinkanju: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Mulberry : What are jobs like?
Kinkanju: They suck.

Kinkanjus out we are in the final six

Tsunami
Glory
Winter
Luna
Mulberry
Qubli

Winter: So what color are the walls of your room?
Qubli: My walls are white I think.
Tsunami: They’re lying, I’ve been to their room, it’s pale yellow.
Qubli: No, it’s white. It just looks yellow because of the ceiling light.
Tsunami: Your wall looks like someone rubbed butter on them.
Luna: Your walls look like someone threw dandelions at them.
Glory: Your walls look like someone put post-it notes on them for 3 hours.
Mulberry : Your walls look like you bought a can of yellow paint, and instead of opening it, you just sat there thinking about the possibilities.
Tsunami: The color of your walls is the La Croix of yellow.

Winter: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Mulberry : Theft.
Glory: Disturbing the peace.
Qubli: Aggravated a--ault.
Tsunami: Arson.
Luna: All of the above. In that order, probably.

I think Mulberrys out

Bonus rules only one can be out per round and turtle is 🐢 lol

I'm also posting funny ones with no character flaws Don't judge my poor judgment either

Also if there are friendships that never happened in the books it's fine

Winter, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Tsunami: Bold of you to a--ume I was born at all.
Luna: I personally was created in a lab.
Qubli: I just straight up spawned lol.

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Qubli: Rude.
Tsunami: That's fair.
Winter: Not again.
Luna: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

(what does he mean by not again)

Luna: I told Qubli to grab snacks for everyone.
Winter, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Luna, Qubli, and Tsunami raise their hands*

Tsunami: Today at 7 am, Qubli poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Winter: I watched Qubli brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Luna: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Tsunami: Hey, Qubli, how are you doing?
Qubli: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.
Tsunami: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good!
Qubli: Yup!
Tsunami: I lost my phone and my cat died.
Qubli: Hey, not bad compared to last week.
Tsunami: I know right!
Luna: Are they okay?
Winter: I don’t think they are.

Winter: What are the hardest things to say?
Luna: I was wrong.
Tsunami: I need help.
Qubli: Worcestershire sauce.

Winter: *tapping fingers on table*
Luna: *taps fingers back furiously*
Qubli: …What’s going on?
Tsunami: Morse code. They’re talking.
Winter: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Luna: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Qubli: It’s beautiful outside this morning!
Winter: It’s 2AM.
Qubli: It’s Beautiful outside!
Luna: We’re indoors.
Qubli: It’s beautiful!
Tsunami: It’s storming.
Qubli: It’s!

Tsunami: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Winter: You left me, Luna, and Qubli in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Tsunami: I did that on purpose, try again.

Luna: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Winter: F---ing Qubli and Tsunami were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Tsunami would hate a minor god would probably mean a prophecy

Luna: Well, Winter, is there anything you would like to say to Qubli?
Winter: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Luna: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?
Winter: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.

Luna: When Qubli was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Winter: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Luna: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Winter: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Luna:
Luna: *sobs*
Qubli: You f---ing scared them, you idiot.

Luna isn't that easily afraid

(Final 2 wi ter and qubli)

Qubli: I failed my safety training course today.
Winter: Why, what happened?
Qubli: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Winter: And?
Qubli: Well apparently "F---ING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Winter: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real b----.
Qubli: What changed your mind?
Winter: Oh, I still think you're a b----. I've just grown to like that about you.

*Qubli falls through the ceiling, landing near Winter*
Qubli: Hey, Winter!
Winter: Hey, Qubli!
Winter: …that hurt.

Winter: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Qubli: Oh, well now that’s not fair Winter. Have you met all of them?
Winter: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of b------s

!Qubli: Can I bother you for a second?
Winter: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Winter: And what did we learn, Qubli?
Qubli: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

Winter: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Qubli: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Winter: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.

And qublis out I can't belive winter won

🐢 , acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Tsunami: Yeah, 🐢 will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
🐢 : Exactly, I will straight up-
🐢 :
🐢 , tearing up: Tsunami, why would you say that?!

I think you should know which of these two are out already

Sunny: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
Cricket : Okay, my name is Cricket but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
Sunny: Okay that's not happening- how about you!
Moon : I'm Moon and I like the movie White Chicks!
Sunny: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.
Blue: My name is Blue and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...
Sunny: Okay... and you...
Starflight : *nervous* Uhhh my name is Starflight and my favorite color is... math.

Cricket is the first one out

Sora: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Sora: *sees Tsunami shoving Umber into the washing machine while Glory records and Kinkanju watches*
Sora: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Winter: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.
Snowfall: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.
Sora: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*
Luna: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.
Blue: *actual flat-earther.*
Sora is out

Platapus: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Dugong: Generic excuse.
Platapus: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.
Dugong: I can.

Snowfall: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Umber: I'm aware of that.
Snowfall: But then you and I had some time together.
Umber: Uh-huh?
Snowfall: It did not get better.

Peril: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Quokka: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Peril: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Quokka: *sigh* What do you want?
Peril: Chicken nuggets please.
Peril out i guess

Kinkanju: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Clay: Starflight is the scariest thing I could think of!
Starflight : Clay told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Hard one but clays definitely more out of character

Snowfall: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

Dugong: The word “gay” is actually an acronym.
Dugong: God Actually doesn’t mind if You’re gay.
Tsunami: God Accepts You.
Sunny: God Always Yugoslavia.
Kinkanju: Gandalf Ate Yoda.
Blue: Stop adding random acronyms to this, it was beautiful at first and now it’s not.
Moon : God Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because YOLO!
Blue: I’m going to vomit on you.

🐢 : Kinkanju noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.
Snowfall: This reminds me of the Kinkanju who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi.
🐢 : I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Kinkanju.

Quokka: I want a trip down memory lane.
Mulberry : *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Quokka's lap*
Mulberry : I heard you needed these?
Quokka: YES! ALL OF THEM!

(Awkward)

Blue: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
Lynx: Those are bones, Blue.
Blue: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.

Mulberry : What if we were stranded on a desert island? Who would you eat?
Lynx: Starflight .
Mulberry : So fast? Wh-what about me? I would eat you!
Lynx: That’s very nice, I guess.
Mulberry : Why wouldn’t you eat me? I’m your best friend.
Lynx: Look, if other people are having some, I’ll try you.

Sunny, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Winter: ....
Sunny: *lip smack*

Sunny I out 100%

Sundew, to Moon : One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
Luna: Hey, that’s not very nice-
Moon : There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine!
Luna, forgetting about Sundew: VIVA LA PLUTO, F**K YOU!

Luna: What do rainbows mean to you?
Platapus: Gay rights.
Snowfall: There's money.
Mulberry : The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Umber: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

Umber shouldn't know that