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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Qubli: Rude.
Tsunami: That's fair.
Winter: Not again.
Luna: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

(what does he mean by not again)

*Starflight is ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?
Starflight , covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

There goes my favorite character

Glory: Just trust your gut!
Platapus: Babe, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.
That's not Platapus

Sundew: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Tsunami: I photosynthesize with this.

Sundew wouldn't care

Swordtail: If karma doesn't hit you, I f---ing will.
Way to violent

Dugong: Love makes people do stupid things.
Snowfall: I love everything!
Dugong: That explains a lot.

Dugong is more out of character by knowing a inspiring qoute

Lynx: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

Lynx is out

Snowfall: Why be bored when you can be taped to a ceiling?

Snowfalls ou5

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Qubli, throwing a pokeball at Mulberry : Mulberry , I choose you!
Mulberry , not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Kinkanju: Present your best argument for eating bacon.
Qubli: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?

Mulberry : School sucks.
Kinkanju: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Mulberry : What are jobs like?
Kinkanju: They suck.

Kinkanjus out we are in the final six

Tsunami
Glory
Winter
Luna
Mulberry
Qubli

Winter: So what color are the walls of your room?
Qubli: My walls are white I think.
Tsunami: They’re lying, I’ve been to their room, it’s pale yellow.
Qubli: No, it’s white. It just looks yellow because of the ceiling light.
Tsunami: Your wall looks like someone rubbed butter on them.
Luna: Your walls look like someone threw dandelions at them.
Glory: Your walls look like someone put post-it notes on them for 3 hours.
Mulberry : Your walls look like you bought a can of yellow paint, and instead of opening it, you just sat there thinking about the possibilities.
Tsunami: The color of your walls is the La Croix of yellow.

Winter: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Mulberry : Theft.
Glory: Disturbing the peace.
Qubli: Aggravated a--ault.
Tsunami: Arson.
Luna: All of the above. In that order, probably.

I think Mulberrys out

Tsunami, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
Winter: A family.
Luna: A better love life.
Qubli: Mental stability.
Glory: *clueless* Bagels?

I think that's glory

Winter, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Tsunami: Bold of you to a--ume I was born at all.
Luna: I personally was created in a lab.
Qubli: I just straight up spawned lol.

Sunny: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
Cricket : Okay, my name is Cricket but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
Sunny: Okay that's not happening- how about you!
Moon : I'm Moon and I like the movie White Chicks!
Sunny: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.
Blue: My name is Blue and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...
Sunny: Okay... and you...
Starflight : *nervous* Uhhh my name is Starflight and my favorite color is... math.

Cricket is the first one out

Blue should also be out for that

Oh yeah

Luna: I told Qubli to grab snacks for everyone.
Winter, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Luna, Qubli, and Tsunami raise their hands*

Tsunami: Today at 7 am, Qubli poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Winter: I watched Qubli brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Luna: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Tsunami: Hey, Qubli, how are you doing?
Qubli: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.
Tsunami: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good!
Qubli: Yup!
Tsunami: I lost my phone and my cat died.
Qubli: Hey, not bad compared to last week.
Tsunami: I know right!
Luna: Are they okay?
Winter: I don’t think they are.

Winter: What are the hardest things to say?
Luna: I was wrong.
Tsunami: I need help.
Qubli: Worcestershire sauce.

Winter: *tapping fingers on table*
Luna: *taps fingers back furiously*
Qubli: …What’s going on?
Tsunami: Morse code. They’re talking.
Winter: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Luna: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Qubli: It’s beautiful outside this morning!
Winter: It’s 2AM.
Qubli: It’s Beautiful outside!
Luna: We’re indoors.
Qubli: It’s beautiful!
Tsunami: It’s storming.
Qubli: It’s!

Tsunami: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Winter: You left me, Luna, and Qubli in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Tsunami: I did that on purpose, try again.

Luna: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Winter: F---ing Qubli and Tsunami were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Tsunami would hate a minor god would probably mean a prophecy

Luna: Well, Winter, is there anything you would like to say to Qubli?
Winter: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Luna: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?
Winter: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.

Luna: When Qubli was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Winter: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Luna: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Winter: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Luna:
Luna: *sobs*
Qubli: You f---ing scared them, you idiot.

Luna isn't that easily afraid

(Final 2 wi ter and qubli)

Qubli: I failed my safety training course today.
Winter: Why, what happened?
Qubli: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Winter: And?
Qubli: Well apparently "F---ING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Winter: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real b----.
Qubli: What changed your mind?
Winter: Oh, I still think you're a b----. I've just grown to like that about you.

*Qubli falls through the ceiling, landing near Winter*
Qubli: Hey, Winter!
Winter: Hey, Qubli!
Winter: …that hurt.

Winter: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Qubli: Oh, well now that’s not fair Winter. Have you met all of them?
Winter: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of b------s

!Qubli: Can I bother you for a second?
Winter: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Winter: And what did we learn, Qubli?
Qubli: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

Winter: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Qubli: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Winter: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.

And qublis out I can't belive winter won

I have NO IDEA what is going on here. WHAT IS THE IDIOM OF THIS?!

I mean oldest

Turn the comments to latest first

MC me when you get the chance

Whart

I mean what

Mulberry : What if we were stranded on a desert island? Who would you eat?
Lynx: Starflight .
Mulberry : So fast? Wh-what about me? I would eat you!
Lynx: That’s very nice, I guess.
Mulberry : Why wouldn’t you eat me? I’m your best friend.
Lynx: Look, if other people are having some, I’ll try you.

Bonus rules only one can be out per round and turtle is 🐢 lol

I'm also posting funny ones with no character flaws Don't judge my poor judgment either

Also if there are friendships that never happened in the books it's fine

Sora: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Sora: *sees Tsunami shoving Umber into the washing machine while Glory records and Kinkanju watches*
Sora: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Winter: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.
Snowfall: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.
Sora: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*
Luna: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.
Blue: *actual flat-earther.*
Sora is out

Platapus: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Dugong: Generic excuse.
Platapus: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.
Dugong: I can.

Snowfall: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Umber: I'm aware of that.
Snowfall: But then you and I had some time together.
Umber: Uh-huh?
Snowfall: It did not get better.

Peril: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Quokka: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Peril: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Quokka: *sigh* What do you want?
Peril: Chicken nuggets please.
Peril out i guess

Kinkanju: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Clay: Starflight is the scariest thing I could think of!
Starflight : Clay told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Hard one but clays definitely more out of character

Snowfall: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.