I swear i saw this mf on the shelf at five below with the other pez dispensers

my guy's got the aerodynamics of minecraft steve

if he tilts his head back does a cherry brick pop out

Yes, of course.

Nah.
Grape 🍇

Okay, grape then.

Nah.
Strawberry 🍓

Strawberry?! Don't be silly.

Ok lemon then

What abt hydrochloric acid

that actually made me LOL real hard, thankz😁

What have beauty standards come to? We went from Leonardo DiCaprio to literal f*cking pez dispenser :'(

guillotines would fear this man

My mom actually laughed at that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ig im hilarious

😂

Bro looks like a mf brown haired Ken doll,wtf 🤣🤣

'do I have potential?' yes, as a character out of mortal combat ps1 edition.