tier lists of stupid excuses (from you, your family, friends, or femboys)

"they started it"

D- the amount of time i heard ts Dx

“chill i was ragebaiting”

B+

there is a predator joke I could make here but I will not do it

maybe memechat it to me >:3

“but my p**is was too big and i tripped and fell”

B+

"But my dog ate my homework"

D+, oldest exscuse in the bible

"But it was just a edgy joke"

better, C+

"But I was lost in another country and I couldn't read the directions"

C- a bit weaker

"But I am a pan trans femboy"
I wonder how you rate this.

A+ beacuse why not

but I'm your nephew! Who would do that to their nephew!

C- relatives are rarely an excuse

femboys???

why not?

but like what are the femboys even making excuses for

idk, for eating the local dog?

are you ok??

DOES IT SEEM LIKE IM OKAY?!?!?

... :(

"but I'm a girl!"

A++ the stupidest excuse ever

what is this an excuse for

Literally used for anything and if you argue further you get called sexist

ohhh I get it now

“i did not murder my neighbour because his corpse showed up in my basement while i was jacking off so i couldn’t have killed him”

B+