He can't even think straight that he might be a float it the Pride parade

IN 40 MINUTES, DONALD SAID: THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ ISN'T CLOSED, BUT HE WANTS IT REOPENED; WE'RE NOT AT WAR WITH IRAN, BUT OUR ALLIES ARE COWARDS FOR NOT HELPING; HE WANTS A CEASEFIRE BUT HE DOESN'T WANT ONE. HE ALSO DECLARED VICTORY THREE TIMES.