Inkmatas lost a bet and now you can do what you want to do with her for this one rp (nothing too nsfw)

UK6: *demonically fades in*

Inkmatas: *Sighs* What is it…?

UK6: actually I can’t think of anything. *checks his pockets jic it could spark an idea*
(I should’ve came up with some fcking ideas before I started lmao)

You shall answer one question. How many siblings? :]

Inkmatas: I don’t know… I never knew my biological family for that long…

Aww poor little thing :(

Inkmatas: It’s all my fault…

Waht do you mean?

Inkmatas: you don’t want to know…

Ehh I've seen a guy have his head cut off I'm pretty sure I'll be alright

Wait now I am curious too

Electrovi2: hey could you take my place at my shitty 9 to 5 while i work on stuff

theo: (walks out of a portal) alright, a new destination on my bossfights trip

Inkmatas: What?

IP: hehehehe

Inkmatas: what is it…

IP: y o u
Gotta buy me a new wardrobe

Inkmatas: *Confused* what’s the problem? You could’ve told me that!

IP: …
I thought you wouldn't unless you lost a bet-

Inkmatas: I could’ve done that without losing a bet! Just don’t tell Xander that I might use some of his Inkversian Kash-

IP: you gotta use your own >:3

Inkmatas: I don’t have a job T^T

IP: I mean you can't use grandpa’s kash, you know how he gets when you do

Inkmatas: *Sighs* fair… maybe mom could let me use some of her Andromedan Pounds…?

IP: isn't she using that for taking care of that box of kittens she found a while back?

Inkmatas: I don’t want to get a job T^T

IP: im just surprised you don't have one

Inkmatas: *Sighs* I’ll look for one

IP: hehe

Inkmatas: Maybe I can get you an ice cream?

IP: rfghbdssd
Fiiiine

Inkmatas: Well, I’m doing this too so I can find a wardrobe for you!

IP: y e s s
I get to choose the clothes though

vespa seangán: *muttering on a phone call, as he tries his best to grip his cell phone with his 3 fingers as he walks in* yeah that’s what the brochure says like anything you ask she does for free and like-

oh, hello there, miss. quick question before we start, would “whatever” include being subjected to *under breath* -arguably very painful- metamorphism and permanently becoming an insect?

Inkmatas: What.?

vespa: oh, nothing. juuuust stand still. *he unpacks a very turn-people-into-insects ray-shaped device from a duffel bag.*

Inkmatas: *Confused* Huh?

vespa: *he points the ray at inky and starts to charge it up.*

by the way, try to keep a natural face. there’s a good chance during the transmutation you could break your newly forming insect jaws while they break out of your skin and then you’re stuck with a perpetually open mouth.

Idk what to do my only idea is a stupid evangelion reference

Idk

Screw it I'm gonna do it

Collector: get in the robot, inky

Inkmatas: *Confused* Whuh?!?

Collector: *gestures toward offbrand evangelion*

Blaze: ...
Screw it, I'll be a little petty today.
Admit you wrongly f**ked me over when you started seeing that psycho chick and decided to dump me for her, and that it was a dick move to do that to me when I loved you.

Inkmatas: I understand Blaze… I saw you more as a friend but I didn’t know how to tell you without hurting your feelings so much. I did screw you over.

Blaze: Good.
Anyways I'm gonna go back to sitting in bed for the rest of the weekend.

Also, I guess I forgive you for it. It's been a while since it's happened. I still kinda don't like you. But I'm not gonna hold it against you forever, mostly because I'm not built for the "undying hatred" thing.

Inkmatas: Alright.

or I’m busy!

IF YOUR BUSY LET PEOPLE KNOW SO THEY KNOW WHY THE RESPONSE IS BEING DELAYED

Yeah let me just pause my busy work so I can tell people I’m busy.

oh thanks for letting me know that im not allowed to say a single letter in this stream because im not heavily knowledgable of its lore

Man stfu you’re just being pissy you gotta be patient because other people could be busy

who the hell deleted my comment

And clearly you're baiting us because we have never seen you around before.
And also clearly: you're a dickbag

proof and proof

Read back your own comment and look to see if you had anything else before, dumbass

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