Apply for the position of secretary. Secretary of what? Find out once you become secretary.

Hello I would like to apply for the secretary position
Here is my resume
I have organized many major events in large streams such as fun and Dark_humor
I have managed thousands of approvals on imgflips biggest streams
I am numb to the sight of Jeffrey's p**is so I have an easy time banning him

Hello mister Drizzy I would like to hold the secretariat
I think i would be a good secretary because
I do not ban people i dislike
I am well known and reasonably liked here
I have mod in many streams

Secret-tary?

First order of business when I get secretary is deleting this stream and banning everyone I don't like

you can't delete streams with more than 10 followers

Yea no I'll still delete it :/

i just said you can't

No

Me!!!

sure ill apply

YES YES I WANNA BE SECETARY OF P**IS LAND!