IF OTHER THINGS WORKED LIKE AUTOMOTIVE SUBSCRIPTIONS; "You didn't pay your socket wrench subscription? Now your socket wrench drawer will be locked! How will you work?"; "You said I had 12 months before the subscription kicked in! Why can't we use normal tools?"; Because its only $9.99 per month to have every known socket size in a neatly organized drawer! And I said 12 weeks, not months!"; "Oh yeah? Did you pay your office chair subscription too?"; "Yes I did! Right after I paid my toilet paper subscription! I bet you forgot to do that too!"