Cockroach Bed Spread

Nah, this whole thing would feel kinda cold and leathery yet solid and may hiss, try eating fruit, could (if you're unlucky and smell like food) bite you, and may enjoy your warm-bloodedness

Also, finally someone calls them roaches and not beetles

People think they're beetles? Blatant roaches. If you've ever lived with them they're unmistakable🤮

I keep one as a pet, his name is Starling and he's kinda grumpy and for some reason really likes yellow food (corn, yellow frugivorous reptile cubes, lemons... lemons I found out by accident the hard way)

Now I had a ball python before but can't do most bugs, spiders and especially centipedes. Millipedes don't bother me.

I'd want to keep millipedes, centipedes, and spiders, also random question but what was your snake's name?

Haha a female named Baby🤣 She once gutted a rat by squeezing it too hard. She shoved her head into its guts then realized she couldn't eat from that angle. Had to clean blood and pieces of rat intestines out of her aquarium. I can do that but leave me alone with a centipede I'll likely drop dead😂

Nice, a character in one of the games I play had a spider as well funnily enough, the character named her spider Bambi for some reason but the spider dies somehow but it was given a funeral and I would give you tape to make me shut up but I can't put objects through unknown distances between solid screens

*Ignore the 'as well' part-