Something ain't right here

There's no ham in hamburger.
There's no egg in eggplant.
We recite at a play, and play at a recital.
We park on driveways and drive on parkways.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what the f**k do humanitarians eat?
A house goes UP in flames as it burns DOWN
And you fill OUT a form, by filling it IN.

The word "fun" is in the word "funeral"

Pineapple doesn't have pine or apple in it
Starfish are not fish
One goose = Two geese but One moose ≠ Two meese
Apartments aren't apart
When an alarm clock goes off, it starts making noise instead of shutting off
One mouse = Two mice but One House ≠ Two hice

Apartments are a part of a whole

but they're not a part of a hole

A single apartment unit is part of the whole apartment building

It's called a shipment when its carried by a car and cargo when its carried by a ship

Hamburgers were made in Hamburg
Flames go up, as hot air is less dense

get a job

BAKE BACON
COOK COOKIES
But then the dough doesn't cook in the cookies
And then the bacon burns in the oven

Have some cooked cookies

English is stupid

u can drink a drink but can't food a food

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Excellent question...

Exactly why the British call cookies biscuts

because the world just does not make any sense just like algebra (maths)

It makes complete sense

that's ur opinion...

Wait, what part of algebra are you doing?

quadratic equations and functions 😭😭😭😭

yo same

niceee

It's easy af

HEY THATS MY JOKE WHY DIDNT MINE GET THIS MANY UPVOTES

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