Goofy Democrat

Nah, Goofy is a Chad Father. In the cartoons(Goof Troop), he is a widower("She is up there with the stars) and he dedicated his life to raise his son Max. The misadventures aside(it is Goofy after all), he sacrificed his happiness and worked hard and made sure Max was raised right. It wasn't until Max entered college that Goofy started to consider his own personal life.

I know what Goofy went through as I'm a Chad father too and of twins, who grown up to be successful I'm not a widower though, just a divorcee who fought her in the courts for the right to raise my twin boys.
Fascinating battle it was. I enjoyed seeing the boys' lawyer have a crack at her, which assured me, he was a good Rep for the boys, which helped me win the right to raise them.