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Goldilocks And The Three Bears - The Alternative Ending !

Goldilocks And The Three Bears - The Alternative Ending ! | WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF MY HOT PORRIDGE ? NO THANKS DEAR ...
I JUST ATE A BLOND GIRL 
I FOUND UPSTAIRS IN MY BED ! | image tagged in goldilocks,eaten,alternative,ending | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
453 views 35 upvotes Made by SardineYoghurt 2 months ago in Dark_humour
14 Comments
2 ups, 2mo,
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The true OG ending is that the Bears called the local sheriff and had her butt arrested and thrown in jail for trespassing.
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
Deserved
2 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Goldilocks still ended up better than Red Riding Hood.
0 ups, 2mo
In this senario, I'm not so sure - Ripped to shreds and eaten by a bear ?
2 ups, 2mo,
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Creepy guy  | SHE SCREAMED WHEN I DID IT | image tagged in creepy guy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 2mo
They all do ....
2 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Wtf Scrooge | THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS | image tagged in wtf scrooge | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
But funny, right ?
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
Of course
1 up, 1mo
😊
1 up, 1mo,
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1 up, 1mo
That's what's in the box !
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
blonde*
0 ups, 1mo
Traditionally, "blond" refers to males and "blonde" to females, though "blond" is increasingly used as a gender-neutral adjective for hair so, I win ! 😁
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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF MY HOT PORRIDGE ? NO THANKS DEAR ... I JUST ATE A BLOND GIRL I FOUND UPSTAIRS IN MY BED !