Things that you'd think are true, but really are not

That would be what they would call “avant-garde” drumming. As in “we avant garde a chance of being real drummers”. 🥁

Very perceptive. You must be a real drummer. Most pros care so much what they play.

Sadly, no, I’m not a drummer. I wish that I had the talent to play the drums, or any other musical instrument. I’m a big fan of people who are great drummers though.

I've got a feeling that you have the music in your heart...

Thanks. I definitely do.

Nice comic response.

Seriously... much appreciated, amigo!