THE GREAT OFFSHORE-TO-INDIA SCAM EXPLAINED; "We can do the job twice as good for half the price! We are all MBAs! We know AI! Send us the work instead! Fire those lazy expensive Americans!"; WHAT INDIA TELLS YOUR EXECUTIVES; WHAT YOUR EXECUTIVES KNOW ABOUT INDIA; "India? Wasn't that discovered by Christopher Columbus or something? I hear they're smart!"; WHAT YOUR EXECUTIVES THINK INDIA LOOKS LIKE; "Mom, the new teleporter arrived. It has a range of 2,000,000 kilometers!"; WHAT THOSE OFFSHORE TEAMS ARE ACTUALLY LIKE; "We need to code a new warehouse management system?"; "Wait, what's a warehouse? And what does code mean?"; WHAT INDIA LOOKS LIKE