Philya my son
You are not here to merely join the top 250
But to REWRITE the top 250
Think of how many top users have looked at Boobs. who_am_i. Raydog. RYKAHNE. TrustiGoat. Giantsquonk. No matter how great a mind is and how succesful they become, boobs are their downfall
Until you came along
You are immune to the lusty and zesty pull of Boobs
You can DOMINATE this board with NO DISTRACTIONS!
YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BE THE GREATEST TOP 250 USER!
Will you do it?