The reviews are in for "A New Film Melania":
"If syphilis were a movie!" - Indiewire
"I can't understand a f*cking thing she says!" - Variety
"Should be considered a war crime!" - Hollywood Reporter
"Like being taken hostage by the Taliban!" NY Times
"Watching Melania's journey from Slovenian prostitute to First Lady is like walking barefoot in a field of Lego while you have explosive diarrhea!" - RogerEbert.com
