YESTERDAY MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA POLICE HANDED OUT DONUTS AND MUGS OF HOT CHOCOLATE TO RADICAL AND VIOLENT LEFTIST AGITATORS. TODAY THOSE AGITATORS RESPOND BY CREATING NO-GO ZONES IN THE CITY FOR COPS. YES, AND COFFEE TOO. I'M SURE THAT MANY OF THEM ARE COFFEE DRINKERS. I DUNNO WHAT WENT WRONG. MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE INCLUDED CROISSANTS.
