Only rule is that it can't get me banned lmao

my infant son flying out the windshield after i tell him seatbelts are for girls

peak

Peak

You won bro 🎉
Making it rn

rigged

i boil dogs alive

The quantum raccoon pope rode a screaming shopping cart through a lasagna-shaped wormhole while arguing with a sentient toaster about free will, taxes, and why the moon owes him forty-seven dollars and a kiss, all as the universe briefly paused to say “what the actual f**k” and then carried on anyway

I think your's is the funniest and should be the caption.

summon the alts

sounds kinda like something Copilot or chatGPT would say, minus the cussing

the child looking up at me with tears in his eyes as i put every single piece of gum in a 35 pack into my mouth at once while making unblinking eye contact with him for two minutes

Flick loves sticking his dih up his girlfriend's missing eye socket

Bro I told him that joke yesterday

shhhh

Upvote for Nudes

Who actually upvoted ts

WHAT

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

I like dawn

"my lil bro finding 'new art' on e621 because the YT kids repost had links in it"

cicas

The toaster filed for emotional bankruptcy after realizing bread never says thank you

You should probably eat a pillow right now

9 Georgians walk into a bar, 3 at a time

67 my 677

I did PG13 stuff to old potatoes for 25 hours yesterday while shoving tartar sauce into my mouth :)

You used a black person to react to the n word.

thats ishowspeed gng

Who's black.

what's a duck?

Beese Churger

How about you go outside and touch grass for once

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Reskin the teeth.