Hey, the good guys always do that in the movies all the time, right? If Tom Cruise can do impossible stuff it's not my fault if a law enforcement officer can't. If you aren't a stunt man, find another job, like examining facts, gathering evidence, interviewing witnesses and forensic analysis, and assisting the public. Maybe understanding law and enforcing it, testifying in court, training and continuing education in your profession would be more up your alley. Don't blame me if you have a problem with physics and human limitations.
Trying to talk like a liberal left a really bad taste in my mouth. I've got some Simple Green in the garage, maybe that will get rid of it.