walmart

Every time I go to Walmart

The only reason to get fat is so you cannot reach down to goon.

😭😭

Wait..

That tool is straight. So you should be as well. Straight men never goon.

well shit

Cuz I'm not actually angry rn

I'm a girl

Also plenty of straight dudes goon
Including YOU
(yes, you goon, also you're not straight so idk if ts applies)

I do not goon. Rather, I am straight.

He does not arouse me.

not what that is

nat isn't a man though...

Well he needs to f**king fix himself.

?

I know I just enjoy fu​cking around for the love of the game

???
I'm a straight biological girl???

Why.

Why am I a biological straight girl??
Because I was born a girl and I don't like kissing girls????

Looks like you have some work to do.

?????
Fym work to do??? Like washing dishes??? Cooking??
Bro taking care of a house is NOT basic gender roles, they're basic SKILLS that EVERYONE should know because what if you're still single??

ts obviously ragebait

I'm just joking ok 🙃

Ik

Literally yes

yep me