Goon crab

i am crabbing it

Play crab champions on steam

i dont have steam or a pc

You should set up a Steam account and an Epic Games account and collect free games up to when you finally buy a PC. Then you have a library of games to play.

Literally this. You can get very good deals on both steam and epic games. Just a few weeks ago hogwarts legacy was completely free on epic.

Ask your parents for a pc for your birthday or for christmas
Steam accounts are pretty easy to set up

they'd never f**king get me a pc 😭 i'm stuck with two ipads (one of which is 3rd gen and the other is school issued) and a chromebook

Then you'll have to find a way to contribute to your household to make them think twice

Haven’t played that in over a year

Real men goon not to porn, but to themselves.

You are what you goon

I AM WHO I AM.