Norman Rockwell

That hit people with their cars

You must have hit post before completing the sentence, so I finished the job for you

Thank you for your service comrade!

Always willing to help out a lib post all the facts and truths

Have you thanked me lately?

Yes . . . especially the ones using vehicles in order to murder federal agents. When did THAT become against the law anyway?

While he’s filming a selfie. Gun in the other hand. So typically American

Are you talking about required body cams?

No, a personal cell phone

And a propensity for killing