Nevermind you can the cat now

zoophilia:

Never the cat again

why does this have 8 upvotes

do what to the cat

Pat

🤨

You may the cat👍

Do the cat 🤨

I the cat, and I managed to survive. just. barely.
and when I escaped, the cat chased me. it hasn't stopped for 5 months now.
as i'm typing this, i'm currently in a closet. the cat is coming. I might not make it out alive.
if you're reading this, find Larry. He knows the answer to destroying the cat.
Wait. we can the cat now? well....
Nevermind.
-Jomes

That's some peak writing

thank you, me old chap

i found the guy for the job

Gary, protector of earth. the lover of all. dragon slayer. a leader.
he's the perfect guy for the job.

And thank you all for the praise. I didn't know people liked my writing.

DONT STOP UR JOB, ITS PEAK

I accidentally the cat, now I'm wanted in 23 countries

Now that's what you get when you fail to do not the cat

This is a physical manifestation of stupidly funny

why would you ever the cat

Because I want to the cat

RIP to whoever that was

To bad I'm gonna the cat

.-- .... .- - / .. ... / - .... .. ... / -- . -- . / ... ..- .--. .--. --- ... . -.. / - --- / -- . .- -. ..--..

Did you just the cat

It means you shouldn't the cat

-.-- --- ..- / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . ..--..

I'm just using a translator to understand it

But I like the cat…

he's the cat?

rookie mistake

I the cat, what does that mean, does it mean pet, or the other thing

Pet

k, I do the cat etheir way, I'm called the cat whisper

But what if the man in my window wants to the cat

are stupid you? instructions do not the cat say.

Oh no I the cat

whatever cat but he is the cat