Nevermind you can the cat now

zoophilia:

Never the cat again

why does this have 8 upvotes

do what to the cat

Pat

Do the cat 🤨

🤨

You may the cat👍

I the cat, and I managed to survive. just. barely.
and when I escaped, the cat chased me. it hasn't stopped for 5 months now.
as i'm typing this, i'm currently in a closet. the cat is coming. I might not make it out alive.
if you're reading this, find Larry. He knows the answer to destroying the cat.
Wait. we can the cat now? well....
Nevermind.
-Jomes

That's some peak writing

thank you, me old chap

i found the guy for the job

Gary, protector of earth. the lover of all. dragon slayer. a leader.
he's the perfect guy for the job.

And thank you all for the praise. I didn't know people liked my writing.

DONT STOP UR JOB, ITS PEAK

I accidentally the cat, now I'm wanted in 23 countries

Now that's what you get when you fail to do not the cat

This is a physical manifestation of stupidly funny

why would you ever the cat

Because I want to the cat

RIP to whoever that was

I the cat, what does that mean, does it mean pet, or the other thing

Pet

k, I do the cat etheir way, I'm called the cat whisper

To bad I'm gonna the cat

he's the cat?

.-- .... .- - / .. ... / - .... .. ... / -- . -- . / ... ..- .--. .--. --- ... . -.. / - --- / -- . .- -. ..--..

Did you just the cat

It means you shouldn't the cat

-.-- --- ..- / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . ..--..

I'm just using a translator to understand it

rookie mistake

But I like the cat…

are stupid you? instructions do not the cat say.

But what if the man in my window wants to the cat

Oh no I the cat