That prize is probably the ultimate participation trophy

This reminds me of the part in the first SpongeBob movie where Princess Mindy convinces SpongeBob and Patrick that they are men by giving them seaweed mustaches

Except that Trump is obviously more like Plankton

‘’All hail Trump, All hail Trump, All hail Trump’’
-MAGA probably

I like how I’ve been using SpongeBob templates for my memes

They probably had a longer game in mind: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/u-s-prosecutors-move-to-drop-soccer-tv-rights-corruption-case

All of a sudden, the DoJ no longer wants to prosecute FIFA for... fraud... huh.

So they gave him a prize just to get away with their crimes?

Yep.

I’m sorry, but that’s probably not really surprising

Yeah, it's not surprising at all.

Correct

Cheap at the price.

Correct

Bro why'd you switch to politics posting you used to be cool