Don't forget father of the year donald trump, who has cheated on all of his wives and only pays attention to his children when he's making sexual comments about them
The Babylon Bee Announces Its
'Persons Of The Year' Awards For 2025; Straight Person of the Year: Tim Walz
Easily the number one hetero.
Healthy Person of the Year: Ariana Grande
The absolute picture of health and wellness. Not Dead Person of the Year: Joe Biden
Way to go, Joe!
Sane, Rational Person of the Year: Candace Owens
Well-deserved. Sober Person of the Year: Kamala Harris
The spitting image of sobriety.
Chaste Person of the Year: Bill Clinton
You did it, Bill. Normal-looking Person of the Year: Ed Sheeran
Just look at how normal he appears.
Manliest Person of the Year: Justin Trudeau
When we think testosterone, we think Justin. United Methodist Pastor of the Year: Satan
The Lord of Darkness does it again.
American Citizen of the Year: Kilmar Abrego Garcia
No one captures the American spirit better.
