Any Suggestions Would Be Appreciated ...

just push the button

I'm not sure - I'm getting mixes messages 🤔

Is that Bob ?
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Bloob bloob Blob, err, Bob. Ploor Blob, err, poor Bob

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

Interesting question ...

You just have to step on the button with your foot.

Ok ... Thanks for you kind and thoughtful help ... I'll try it now ...

Or you can simply put it in your yard so your neighbor can't get in... It has a very curious security system...

Would a Roomba keep them at bay ?

Yes. It has a security system and is too noisy to scare them away.

Well bits of them will fly away 😈

Push it and wait for it to warm up

OK 💀

Eat it! That looks like a yummy, green cake.

🎂 Nom Nom Nom Bang ! 🌟

There would be a lot of dust !

Hit it with a hammer until something happens. You can trust me, I'm a prince

Sure ... You sound trustworthy

Dig a 7 inch hole large enough to swt it in, place it in the hole, cover it with dirt, step on the area where it was buried

But that would spread the dirt all over the place 🤔

No. It'll just obliterate it. Trust.

I know cats like riding around on those. Try putting your cat on top of it.

He would be fine but he wouldn't go anywhere as he would be to light to switch on the 'Roomba' !

You push the button, wait ten seconds, and it will clean everything in a 50ft radius

The joy of modern technology !

I had this model, just place it near where you want cleaned up and apply pressure. everything in the area will CEASE TO EXIST.

But you survived !

Your so-called "friend" is either extremely stupid or wants to kill you.

I'm guessing the latter 😱