Alex Jones - The elites don't want you to know this but

You know too much. Prepare for the banhamner!

/j

Casually adds the /j so I don't feel as suspicious of you 💔

*Re-adjusts fake glasses and moustache*

Yeah that would be crazy if I wasn't joking... *Nervous sweating*

conspiracy theory: Andrew isn't real and he's just a moderation bot like modbot is, except he's coded to be biased toward certain users

He once told me there is nothing he could do after I asked him to take Denji's owner away from the anime stream after he took it from me and Shinobii, yet I had heard of him doing it for other streams, so we had to get Donald involved instead. (Or something like that)

The great noticing finna kill us all

congratulations you just got us killed 😞

That’s what I’m saying