Are the MAGAts getting a little itchy?

Stop being an arse.

Correct, I use arse all the time. Since 2015. That's a whole decade.

You might have come across the word once or twice whilst living in merry old England during the birth of The Beatles, birth of (fake) Punk Rock, and birth of Gothic Rock in the form of the debut of the Cure.

I also use knob and knobhead from time to time as well as nads.

When I watch football on telly, it's the game with the round ball. While feeling sad over the rise and fall of Luton Town F.C.

futball*

The Brits came up with the word "soccer," then ditched it for a misspelled version of the Euro misspelled version of what they probably copied from American "Football" when they saw our soldiers playing it in their spare time over there after saving their asses in two World Wars to begin with. I'm surprised they haven't yet changed the title of "His Royal Highness" to "Mr Fancypants" just to try to appeal to us.

Actually rather true. The official name was "association football". It was nicknamed "assoc" which morphed into "soccer". They've been using "soccer" more lately since American football, or "gridiron football" if you will, has become more popular what with NFL games in London and the formation of several amateur clubs playing in organised leagues.

Oh, my, they are?
I liked it better when they made fun of football, calling it a wimpy version of rugby that needs a ton of padding for protection.

There's several games carrying the "football" tag. There's Australian Rules football, Gaelic football, and hybrid gridiron games such as 6/8/9 man football, Canadian football, and flag football.

Foosball?

My father wouldn't let me watch sports growing up, so I don't know much anything.

Right… you pulled all of that out of yours.

I sure didn't pull it out of yours.

Shouldn't you be posting one of your the three standard blank meme replies?

Exactly.

It's what who does?

I don't see how. We're just having fun. You ought to try it some time.

It's so sad, and not made any less sadder at his age when he really just cannot allow himself to find any joy in anything.

My life is a mess, my body is falling apart as I type this, my future isn't much. But from what I see, what other option do I have but to try to find something to smile at?

Goodness, must be a slow morning.
Are no new memes coming out of the Poli chute made by newbs for the crew to pile up on till they get out of here?

What time you got there, any quick photos of the sky?

wha?

But I really haven't seen you use the term, and who is by far my biggest follower on the site?
How much more can anybody copy me constantly?

Cody is an example of someone to whom the word is beyond what he's familiar with,
And Moonie is Scottish, so of course he uses it like every other sentence.

Well that's because yer so darn easy to imitate ya little skamp !
You're probably going to delete your comment after I replied to your comment like ya been doing
Nay my feelz they shall not be hurt but pride doth falleth

Certainly isn’t me. As I have indicated numerous times in the past, I only see you when you pop your head up to shit on my or someone else’s content and/or comments.
Most of the time I just ignore you… but upon occasion, I have to get in the mud with you.
I can’t help but notice that on those few occasions , lately, you have backtracked and deleted your scat.
You will notice that I don’t delete my comments. The only time my comments get deleted is when you get your underoos in a bunch and flag them.

Especially the delete comments part

This is still going on?

As if it wasn't too obvious why - I just checked AV's profile and saw it's been inactive 23 hours, both comments and submissions.

This was my meme that you commented on, guy, you weren't forced to comment on it the whole ferking day. If there is every meme of yours that I commented on like ever, we both certainly do not recall it.

Goodness, must be one heckuva ride to forever dwell in the shadows of others.

Of course you “checked” Vikings profile… you check everyones profile who you disagree with. It’s what you do! This is how you get your jollies, your dopamine rush…

What’s really funny is…get this… no one cares about your meme.

Yes, that's what profiles are for.

Did you just join here?

Oh, my, "tickety-boo" kinda sounds like that one I made up a couple years ago, "tippendary tippytoo" as a fake example of archaic Britishisms that you utilize.

And yes, "tickety-boo" is very much an outdated term. First time I heard it.
Sheyat, fella, how far back do you go?

True that, I mean, I never even heard of anybody who ever even bothered to claim that they literally lived in the USSR. Other than Lee Harvey Oswald. He's a guy who killed a president in 1963.

You knew about the Beatles when you were living in Sweden before the British knew about the Beatles. Now that is impressive.

You heard the Cure introduce themselves at their first gig as a Goth band in 1977 two years before the term was coined for the genre by the manager of Joy Division in a 1979 television interview.

It's so sad that you never lived in the one country that you always post the flag of.

1) I never said I lived in the USSR. I said I travelled to the USSR. You have a very bad habit of deliberately obfuscating what I actually say.
2) no… what I clearly said was that my cousin turned me onto the Beatles when I moved to Sweden. Again, you obfuscate .
3) 😂 😂😂 you got your panties is a twist when I assumed you were a snotty-nosed adolescent and I called them a goth band. Furthermore, I made fun of Smith’s “coiffure” and that absolutely enraged you. Absolutely.
Evers since, you’ve told your fabrication so often that you have actually come to believe it.

You turned all of that into an obsession over me. Not a day goes by that you don’t check my profile and leave your scat on my comments. An absolute obsession. Like a preadolescent Swiftie obsessing over the latest Taylor Swift schlock.
I suppose you can’t get a big enough dopamine rush from posting memes of fat-assed s**ts followed up with “sans text” comment (and get help but notice it’s the ONLY comment in the comment section 🤭).
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…Bronx cheers!!

* (and can’t help but notice…)
Mea culpa

Couldn't help but noticed that you were going back and forth with Moody( modda )
See what I did there ?
( Another one of their favorite uses )
Hope that the " battlewits " is going good

I usually try to ignore him, but I guess today isn’t one of those times.
Everything is just dandy.
Thanks for asking, I guess.

Ah, you never lived in the USSR, just went for an extended visit there. I understand.

Of course you weren't living with your cousin in Sweden when you were living with your cousin in Sweden. In fact, just like Russia and everywhere else you claimed to live in, like merry old England, you didn't live there at all. Same with New York. Same with Texas. Same with everywhere else you claimed to have lived at in your fantasies.
How old were you when you moved to Sweden, btw?

You can't even recall what you said about the Cure and with you as a proto-Hippie as their biggest fan, and that's after me posting numerous times a screenshot of it, at least one, as that dialogue actually extended into two separate memes.

Guy actually used to listen to Jimi Hendrix back in the 1960s on the John Peel Show when he lived in New York on an unnamed radio station let no one ever heard of it except him, yet he thought the Cure's guitar was bona fide dazzling.

Good grief.

Yep… you still can’t comprehend plain English.
Good grief, indeed.

Actually nobody can comprehend the archaic English you use. Not even the English. At least those who weren't around in the 30s and 40s as seen in my screenshot about the definition of "tickety-boo" that you used above.

It’s only archaic if you’ve never heard it or seen it used. As I have said before, I am very well read and have travelled beyond the confines of America’s borders, unlike you , who has never been beyond the confines of the Bronx.

I’m not the goober using words like “arse” and “aye” and then telling your sycophant it’s “too classy” for the great un-washed of imgflip to comprehend.
Shit… you’re a legend in your own mind.

It's archaic because it's old. Like the entry said, 1930s to the 1940s. I didn't make that definition up. Brits don't use it now.

You've never been anywhere. If you have been, you wouldn't have to make stories about it up. You don't own 3,000 history books. You don't have a 1983 acres spread in Texas. You've never been to Texas. You've never been to New York, which is where you were from till I asked you a simple question of what radio stations you had to listen to. Goodness gracious, you couldn't even look that up. How difficult is that?

The BBC in NYC? Luv it.