someone probably made this at work

If you hire me I promise that i wont get on facebook, ever!

So wait... "I hate my job. I only get to dick around 3 to 4 hours of my 8 hour shift. I'm going to apply somewhere else." - Hey, here's an idea. Let's kill these wastes of space and give their jobs to people who aren't completely worthless. :D

Sorry to go off the handle like that. I've been under/unemployed for over a month now. I'm a hard worker. I'd love a job that lets me sit at a computer. By the way, they spelled Employee wrong in the 9th slide (near the middle with the blonde chick). Hire me as proof reader, fools!

Oh, yeah, and once again... it's us Millenials. Could more good Millenials stand by me in stating that our generation is an embarrassment not only to mankind but to nature and to the Universe in its entirety?