I'm not even kidding rn.

we don’t need to know shit like this

wet dream? canon event for any male

YOU CAME THE BED?!
I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A THING?!

I had heard of it happening to people before, but I didn't think it would happen to me.

did you piss out a kidney stone or something

Holy shit

What were you dreaming about to induce this?

I was scrolling on imgflip (In dream), and at some point I came across hentai or something, and the whole time it felt like I had to piss, but I obviously wasn't awake. I can vaguely remember the feeling of me moving in my sleep, then I felt the feeling of piss leaving me, then while I was in the dream, I thought to myself "Wait, did I just pee myself?", which woke me up instantly. So I felt around my sheets but felt nothing wet, then I realized what just happened, so I ran to the bathroom, and sure enough, it wasn't piss, it was splooge juice.

All of this happened barely even an hour after I went to sleep last night. It happened at around 12:58 AM.

Damn, crazy

2sentence2horror

TMI

Yeah... Never done that in my sleep before. And it was literally in a dream where I came across porn on imgflip.

I am deadass right now.

HOLY F**KING SHIT

What a weird coincidence (/srs)

sorry erads on the gooner mindet, gonna beat his ass tmr fo that

lwk normal

what was it

Man bazooka juice.

ah.

see this is why i'm a woman now

I think I understand what that was
It's normal

what was it