You are a good person

:)

real

Agreed

:)

And, let's face it, also because you don't want their spit in your food

Or any other petty revenge

Yeah, although spit is probably the easiest and most common, as long as they haven't brought your food yet...

such as Rick rolling people

Facts

That’s wholesome! :)

human... bings?!

:3

yes I agree.
people how do not respect gods however will suffer.

wow, a chart with only one slice
actually that's not a slice THAT'S A CIRCLE

Must be really real

They're usually rude to me first. More often than not.
I understand the reasons and yet it's still not cool.

And BTW, so are snipers. you also respect them? and cops?