I oughta write a story called: "RIP IRS"
(a man can dream..)

And it's one of the worst names for any country.
Also, only true by geographical standards. Certainly NOT by social standards.
Always hated the name.

I don't believe in sleepwalking nor do I believe in vegans.
Humans and their excuses... lol

And of course, none of them are any match for a little metal d*ck.. oops! I meant "gun"..
Sometimes, being a bang-bang bitch makes my brain go dim.

You forgot the one who usually has "sides"... the "man-hoe"