Since orphanhood is the ultimate aphrodisiac, according to derps, then why would anyone choose to save the ex? they love the drama they bring!

IAST, just stay single from day one and leave people alone. It's a win-win.

it's because it could be another demonic spawn. The world doesn't need any more!

neither of those things are even remotely appealing.
Find some better "solutions", you mark!
Using lines and examples that are that old and tired, only proves that you are also... old and tired.
Go take a nap and have another drink, pal.

If getting infested and infected is that special to you, then go do it yourself with your trampy screenname.

Yep, pretty much.
Double standards and hypocrisy reign supreme.

False entitlement and unwarranted ego cloud the truth.