"your penis is on backwards"

appendix is imploded

I would never, because I love my body as is

something I want to get, but am too poor

something that I want to help you get, but am too self-conscious about my identity and my credit card number being leaked (plus any possible dangers of any phishers or scammers)

fair enough

transgender

A surgery used to change your gender

surgery for transition

d^ck is cut off

For a female, your norks go *WHOMP*, your wee-wee goes *NEUUURK*, and the men go "W FAPS???" (please don't hurt me mods)

the doctors steal your balls

its transition surgery

MTF: Bye bye balls
FTM: Weener unlocked

Hormone imbalance time

neutered