"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the f**king Earth! Now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!"
