You're politicians? 👀 What govt do you work for? (Also, does it pay well? Asking for my best friend. I'll work for whoever pays the best. Pay me enough and I'll troll whoever you want in memes. I'm just open-minded like that. (Ish – I have some standards, ya know?))
So you never answer the question, lie thru your teeth, get a whopping huge salary to do basically f**kall, are woefully out of touch with the average person, do dodgy deals to personally profit, and have generally questionable ethics?