Make ketchup

mato

I have so many jokes I could make right now that would probably throw my reputation out the window (again)

what

keep the Nats away from your harvest

Context?

nat loves tomatoes apparently

Like, f**king them like she did with a popsicle?

no
like just eats tomatoes
and acts like it's a perfectly normal thing

UNCOOKED tomatoes

They have to be cooked?

no, but still
nat snacks on UNCOOKED TOMATOES

so do i

but i season mine

i slice dem mfs up real good then i put some salt and pepper on them and sometimes i add fresh basil from my garden

neat

You need to lose weight, your stomach is getting tubby.

who is you 💔

LMFAOOOO this dude for real he used to comment on my stuff like 2 years ago

unemployed ass

is dawg a stalker or some gman type entity

bros made 5 alts to ragebait me its crazy

he like shows up, ragebaits, then disappears for a long ass time then comes back to do it again

you need to get a job and pay your bills, rent was due on the first

It's clear you haven't exercised in a very long time, your stomach says it all.

you're clearly so incredibly gassy... !

i WILL kill myself