Sorry your only option is dog shit on your porch!!!
No one wants dog shit, but all want health insurance. I'm sorry you cannot aquire gainful employment to the point that you no longer have to find it in the market place!!!! It is after all, YOUR DESTINY AND YOUR FUTURE!
I TOOK SACIRIFICES in order to be employed by an organization that pays 100% of my insurance. My insurance has costed me "zip" for the past 15 uears!!! It's an HMO and no copays!!!