What A Maroon!

I'M GREAT. I'M STUPENDOUS. I'M EXTRAORDINARY. I'M PHENOMENAL. I SHOULD HAVE WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. I WAS CHEATED. OUR; I WONDER HOW MUCH OF OUR MONEY TRUMP PAID TO CORRUPT PEOPLE IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES JUST TO TRY AND CHEAT HIMSELF INTO A NOBEL