Or is it possible I like to have fun? If you'll notice something about me, I love animals and bugs. Squirrels, however....well, that's up to you to decide. Not everything is revealing about a memer. 😁
Squirrel Awareness Month
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(thankfully) is drawing to an end; The truth about squirrels?
They're all dirty little narcissists!!
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Here are examples of what they do... I NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG. I AM A SAINTLY CHERUB. ALWAYS PRAYING FOR WORLD PEACE, I AM. Meanwhile, they're calculating world domination starting in your backyard. I'M NOT SURE WHY YOU'RE COMPLAINING WHEN I'M CLEARLY THE VICTIM HERE. YOU SHORTED ME A CITRUS SALAD WITH HONEY. The moment you stop pampering them, they go apesh*t on you. I'M SORRY YOU MADE ME DO THAT, WOMAN, BUT I ASKED YOU TO ATTEND TO MY TOENAILS , LIKE YESTERDAY. They lie, lie, lie in the beginning and think you're naive. I'VE SEEN YOUR PERSPECTIVE AND I'VE DECIDED IT'S STUPID. SO STUPID. Everything they do is based on their ego. I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT ANIMAL IN THE ROOM & YOU WILL COME TO BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE. And; I WILL RESPECT YOUR BOUNDARIES AS LONG AS THEY DON'T STOP ME FROM DOING THINGS MY WAY, OR FROM GETTING PRESENTS JUST BECAUSE YOU ADORE ME. then there's the narcissistic meltdown...when he jumps up and down while throwing things at you; because you didn't laugh at the joke or hold your pinky up when drinking tea with him.
