Oh wow, shocker, the guy who’s been slathering everything in gold since the 80s put gold in the oval office. Truly a 4d chess mastermind duping us all with… *checks notes*… being exactly who he’s been since before we were born.
If you think this is “manipulation,” congrats, you just discovered rich people like shiny things. next you’ll tell me he flies private because he’s secretly afraid of tsa.