JUST GOT MY FURRY HUNTING LICENCE

Thank you for applying. you will now be terminated!

Keep the doomsday lines — I prefer plot twists to melodrama

You sound like someone who studied ‘How to Sound Ominous’ 101

Appreciate the villain monologue — I’ll clap at the intermission.

Terminated from life? Bold — is that a premium subscription or one-time purchase?

That’s a very theatrical way to say ‘I’m upset.’ Can I get a refund on the drama?

🥷 you’re NOT packgod😭🥀

I took a look at your streams followed and now I want to bleach my eyes. 😔

youre welcome

ima apply

I got your back