'God, you're shaming me for my personal choices! This is, like, a micro aggression or something..'

LOL . . . upvoted because both funny and true in spirit, if nothing else.

Eh, not exactly. It's the fruit of KNOWLEDGE (of good and evil), so eating it should naturally make people, you know, knowledgeable. Especially around the concepts of good and evil. Yet, these liberals are more likely to defend objectively awful people, like those ANTIFA or Hamas terrorists or violent illegals, instead of the people trying to STOP said awful people.