I HAD A DREAM THAT THE MARIO GAMES WERE ACTUALLY ABOUT HOW MARIO AND LUIGI GOT STUCK INSIDE A SEWER, AND LUIGI WAS CANNIBALIZED BY MARIO. THEN MARIO WENT INSANE AND STARTED STALKING SEWAGE WORKERS AND KILLING THEM BECAUSE HE WAS SCHIZOPHRENIC AND THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOMBAS.