But nah, let’s not shit on the British for colonizing major continents, the Portuguese for their brutal slave trade, the Chinese for political suppression, the Russians for launching a war against a neighbor state, Iran for funding terrorists, South American countries for not cracking down on the drug trade, the Japanese for the Rape of Nanking, the Germans for allowing the holocaust to occur, and African countries being a continent-wide clusterf**k that constantly requires outside intervention. They’re the good guys.