Some Useful Tips For Campers

What if it’s yellow?

“Oh bother”

Then remain mellow ???

The polar bear might take me down, but when I have a big iron on my hip, I'm taking the polar bear down with me.

Fun fact: Polar Bears are one of the few creatures that actively hunt human beings
They weigh up to 1500 lbs so your 'iron' would need to have some serious stopping power !

That's why I said that I'd take the bear down with me. The bear won't die immediately, but the bullet bukkake will set in.

And while it'd slowly dying, I will rip you apart ... And that's karma !

*fun* facts with Sardine Yoghurt 🤣

I do like to follow the BBC's principles, as set out in the 1922
To inform, educate and entertain. Not a bad rule 😁

Atleast make it rhyme, like "if it's white...you'll see the light"

That's a much better title for Mr Polar Bear ! 👍

what about the greys, man? 🤔

Koalas are not bears 😁

well YOU go and tell em!

No ... Let them have their dream