ask me anything bc why not

I read that as black

i was tempted 😉

Yo

hi

Any previous usernames I might know you by?

TwoElectric

Maybe. IDK. What's your DOB?

idk

Do you prefer your water from a hose or faucet? Or is water just water?

i perfer either a stream or my fridge.

I was going to go somewhere with that but I honestly don't know how the f**k to translate that dirty. 💀💀💀

😭

Anyway, how about we spin the tables and you ask me something?

Do you perfer to live on top of an active volcano, or would you live in the North Pole?

North Pole. Higher chance of survival and I hate the heat.

the funeral ain't that fun to visit. The only things good there were the food and the peppermint trays

Funerals aren't supposed to be fun. Though, they should be.

i mean there's "fun" in funeral after all

That is correct. Like why do people decide to make everyone else be miserable when they are? Do you really think that the person that died doesn't want you to have a little fun, celebrate the life they once lived? Come on.

real. Atleast the food lifts up the spirits.

What did they have?

Chick-fil-A and peppermints

That's weak, bro. They couldn't homecook anything for the grieving family or anything? That's basic common courtesy.

I have yet to meet you, so uh
Hey

yo. what's up?