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There's Still a Chance, Plus Christmas Isn't Too Far Off! ??

There's Still a Chance, Plus Christmas Isn't Too Far Off! ?? | image tagged in husband wife,battered husband,sad,poor guy,humor,funny not funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
107 views 13 upvotes Made by vBackman 7 months ago in who_am_i
17 Comments
4 ups, 7mo
MEMES_OVERLOAD rejected this meme two weeks ago. I think it's hilarious. My husband thought it was hilarious. Are we the only ones who think it is FUNNY?

Note: This is NOT us but we know this is representative of a lot of marriages. It just is plain too cute not to publish. Who else thinks it is FUNNY?
3 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
It is clever. I believe I would've added a green moisturizing mask to ... enhance her certainty of the futility of the "game".
4 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
I see where you're coming from, kind of like icing on the cake. No question, depending on how you looked at it, the odds were in her favor, but it would have been a nice touch! :)
3 ups, 7mo
MAY THE ODDS | CURLERS, KNITTING, AND WHEEL. THE ODDS WERE EVER IN HER FAVOR | image tagged in may the odds | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
A real man would have rigged that wheel to stop where he wants it to.
4 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
I'm thinking magnets...
3 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
I am still worried about why a married woman would joke about having a wheel like that.
3 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Clearly, she doesn't appear to believe he will ever "win".
3 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
True, she has definitely stacked the deck. But also, she wants to 'appear' to be a good wife since it's her husband's birthday. So, she has acquiesced to a second spin on the wheel. 😆

I honestly wouldn't be at all surprised if she had weighted the back of the wheel so that it could never land on the yellow triangle...
2 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Just like when you women hide only one of each sock, you always defend each other. She knew it was his birthday and still wore curlers to bed, acted busy by starting a scarf, rigged the wheel and pretended he had a small chance to win. Even without asking I already know which political party she supports.
3 ups, 6mo,
2 replies
You are absolutely correct about the party this woman supports. She is a typical virtue signaling female who draws strength from a weak man she can control. She appears to be altruistic and kind-hearted, but is anything but that...she sets the standards and makes the rules.

As for your interesting take on socks and women... let's be clear. Missing socks are a phenomenon and a mystery that will never be solved. Women are easier to figure out.

On women defending each other, I step away and clearly point a finger of blame on 'them'. They have influenced Democrats to the point of absolute ruin to the Democrat party. We were given the right to vote and liberal women have used it to help take down this country.
2 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Lol, you knows I luvs ya but you left yourself wide open to trolls like CC, he will read that last line and ask you if you are saying women should lose the right to vote.
2 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
That would really be the end of the democrats as a party. It would be more like a small book club ...for those that hate reading.
2 ups, 6mo
I think they are into anime not reading.
1 up, 6mo,
1 reply
I fear I must take issue with your assertion that women "are easier to figure out" than The Mystery of the Missing Sock. As a Sock Justice Warrior, aka an SJW, I believe the cold case file of Lefty Argyle, for instance, to be an intriguing yarn I will have a clean solution for one day. Darn it! Women, on the other hand, are outside anything Rubik could puzzle through.
2 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
😂😆

When you figure out 'the mystery of the missing sock', please share with me first.

Until that time, I think you have pretty well figured women out or you couldn't have stayed married for so long, D!
2 ups, 6mo
It helps that I ask "what?" a lot, but I've learned to rarely ask "why?". I've found that, the why is almost always in a "language" that Google and all of the other translation programs just give me the standard, "You're on your own" and assume the digital version of the fetal position. i purchase what she needs and triage her wants. I'm not broke yet, nor am I dead. It seems to work.😄
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